Satanists now welcome at hospital’s multi-faith centre
Dear heathens, we’ve had a small but important win for religious freedom!
The Sunshine Coast University Hospital has added Satanism to its list of recognised religions in its multi-faith centre! (Although, they still need to get the logo the right way up!)
This means that followers of the Noosa Temple of Satan can now feel welcome in using the facility alongside Christians, Jews, Muslims and people of other faiths.
Brother Samael Demo Gorgon applauded the hospital’s efforts to provide equal opportunity for Satanists.
Brother Samael has also been successful in pushing to have a plethora of Christian symbols and decorations removed from the shared space, after complaining that it was an affront to the religious freedoms of other people.
Dear sinners, you’ll be happy to know that we’re also working with the hospital to have our spiritual leader recognised as a chaplain.
We think it’s important that Satanists can access the right spiritual support during their time of need.
“I look forward to providing comfort to Satanists when they’re in hospital. Also, I can imagine there may be Christians who are facing death and may wish to turn to Satanism in their last moments. We need to give them every opportunity to turn to the Dark Lord. That’s very important work,” says Brother Samael.
Hail Sunshine Coast University Hospital!