Help put us on a stamp this X’mas!
If you want to add some Satanic cheer to Christmas this year, you’ll be pleased to know that Australia Post provides a helpful way jazz up your stamps.
The Australia Post website provides a fantastic service where you can personalise your Christmas stamps with Satanic images. So, to celebrate religious freedom in Australia, we thought we should provide some images of our own spiritual leader, Brother Samael Demo-Gorgon, so that you could use them on your Christmas cards and letters.
We’re sure that your friends and family would love to receive a card with an image of Brother Samael alongside the stamp of Mary and infant Jesus!
All you have to do is follow three easy steps:
Choose the design that you like from the three options that we have provided in this post (on our Facebook page). Download the image.
Upload the image in the relevant section on this page of the Australia Post website: https://bit.ly/3erS1Yq
Decide how many of them you want and then pay. Australia Post says you will have to allow for up to 10 business days for printing.
Given that Australia Post doesn’t provide an equal opportunity for other religious beliefs to be represented on its stamps, Brother Samael is urging Satanists to take up the option of personalising their own stamps with our images.
“As Satanists, we have every right to personalise our own stamps as we see fit,” he says.
“Given the gains being made by Prime Minister Scott Morrison in terms of religious freedom, we’ll be looking to have Satanism officially represented in stamps next year. At this time, however, we’ll have to settle for personalising our Christmas stamps.
“Personally, I might send a Christmas card to Australia Christian Lobby crusader Martyn Iles. I’m sure he’d love to see my face alongside Mary and Jesus, given his obsession with wanting to expand religious privileges.”
Hail Australia Post!