We’re looking for our own Dennis Denuto
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Posted in Australia Post, Brisbane City Council, Grace Grace, Pozible, Religious freedom, Religious Instruction in schools, Satanic chaplaincy
Just as Darryl Kerrigan couldn’t have gone far without Dennis Denuto in his mission for a fair go in The Castle, our very own Brother Samael Demo-Gorgon hopes that some good legal support will help Satanists win the day on more than one occasion.
The Noosa Temple of Satan is looking for a law firm that would be willing to assist us on a pro-bono basis in our David versus Goliath battles against religious privilege and discrimination of Satanists and other religious and non-religious minorities.
Can you help? Send a message to our inbox or email uson noosatofs@gmail.com
Teaming up with the Noosa Temple of Satan would be a great opportunity for a law firm to make a name for itself and be a part of ground-breaking legal decisions.
We are seeking a progressive law firm that is interested in exploring the boundaries of human rights and anti-discrimination laws in Australia.
Suitable candidates must possess the following extra essentials:
‘the vibe’;
a working photocopier;
a sense of adventure;
a willingness to lose any Christian clients they may already have.
We have a number of unique legal actions available to us. For example, some of the issues that we’re currently working on are:
an action against Australia Post for refusing to print our Satanic stamps;
an action against the Brisbane City Council for commencing meetings with a Christian prayer;
an action against Pozible for refusing our fund-raising campaign;
an action against the Queensland Education Minister Grace Grace for threatening us in relation to our proposal to teach Satanic religious instruction lessons;
likely ongoing disputes with the Queensland Education Department as we progress with our program to provide satanic religious instruction classes in state schools;
assistance with our future endeavours to register as a provider of chaplaincy services for schools, hospitals, the military and the 2032 Olympic games.
Add, yeah, if any of you younger sinners haven’t watched The Castle yet, do yourself a favour.
Hail Dennis Denuto!
Hail Satan!
