We’re looking for our own Dennis Denuto
Just as Darryl Kerrigan couldn’t have gone far without Dennis Denuto in his mission for a fair go in The Castle, our very own Brother Samael Demo-Gorgon hopes that some good legal support will help Satanists win the day on more than one occasion.
The Noosa Temple of Satan is looking for a law firm that would be willing to assist us on a pro-bono basis in our David versus Goliath battles against religious privilege and discrimination of Satanists and other religious and non-religious minorities.
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Teaming up with the Noosa Temple of Satan would be a great opportunity for a law firm to make a name for itself and be a part of ground-breaking legal decisions.
We are seeking a progressive law firm that is interested in exploring the boundaries of human rights and anti-discrimination laws in Australia.
Suitable candidates must possess the following extra essentials:
a working photocopier;
a sense of adventure;
a willingness to lose any Christian clients they may already have.
We have a number of unique legal actions available to us. For example, some of the issues that we’re currently working on are:
an action against Australia Post for refusing to print our Satanic stamps;
an action against the Brisbane City Council for commencing meetings with a Christian prayer;
an action against Pozible for refusing our fund-raising campaign;
an action against the Queensland Education Minister Grace Grace for threatening us in relation to our proposal to teach Satanic religious instruction lessons;
likely ongoing disputes with the Queensland Education Department as we progress with our program to provide satanic religious instruction classes in state schools;
assistance with our future endeavours to register as a provider of chaplaincy services for schools, hospitals, the military and the 2032 Olympic games.
Add, yeah, if any of you younger sinners haven’t watched The Castle yet, do yourself a favour.
Hail Dennis Denuto!