Dear sinners, we’re pleased to announce that our Satanic religious instruction classes have expanded from two public schools to four, as more families request that their children learn Satanism.
Our spiritual leader Brother Samael Demo-Gorgon is looking forward to working with the principals and staff of Tewantin State Primary School and Sunshine Beach State High School – both based in Noosa – as he begins spreading the tenets of Satanism within their classrooms.
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