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Christian Lobby’s Martyn Iles labels us ‘troublemakers’

Martyn Iles, the lead crusader of the fundamentalist Australian Christian Lobby, is in full meltdown mode over the thought of us Satanists enjoying the same rights as Christians!

In this interview on Christian radio show 20Twenty on Monday, he labelled the humble servants of our temple as “troublemakers” for pursuing our right to teach Satanism in Queensland’s public schools.

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The Christian Lobby’s “ultimate goal” for Religious Discrimination Bill

Here’s the Australian Christian Lobby’s lead crusader Martyn Iles saying the quiet bit out loud.

In a radio interview with Vision Christian Radio show 20Twenty earlier in the week, he said one of the ultimate goals of the Religious Discrimination Bill was to keep the “doors open for the gospel”.

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ACL opts for Christian privilege over religious freedom

Presented with a golden opportunity to support religious freedom for all, the Australian Christian Lobby has chosen to make a stand for Christian privilege.

Here is the lobby group’s lead crusader, Martyn Iles, talking on Christian radio earlier this week about the new ‘spiritual war’ against the efforts of our humble temple to see Satanists enjoy equal access to Queensland’s public schools.

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Christian lobby launches ‘spiritual war’ against us!

The Australian Christian Lobby’s lead crusader has officially declared war on the Noosa Temple of Satan – a spiritual war, to be exact.

In an interview with Christian radio show 20Twenty yesterday, Martyn Iles said it was now time for Christians to stand up to the Satanic challenge coming from our humble temple in Queensland.

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Christian Lobby head suggests a war with China could restore Christianity

Martyn Iles, the lead ‘culture war’ crusader for the Australian Christian Lobby, has suggested that an actual major international war would restore Christianity in Australia.

Sitting on a debate panel at the Church & State conference in Brisbane yesterday and discussing the decline of Christianity and other cultural trends in the West,

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Brother Samael: ‘I’m no hero’

Hero status is not something that sits comfortably with Brother Samael Demo-Gorgon.

Our down-to-earth spiritual leader has been receiving many accolades from sinners all across the principality of Noosa and across Australia for the good work that he has been doing throughout 2020.

Although he has been making many headlines while advocating for the religious freedoms of Satanists and challenging Christian privilege,

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Video: ACL wants to impose prayer on Queenslanders

Does it sound strange to anyone else that the Australian Christian Lobby’s idea of protecting ‘religious freedom’ means IMPOSING Christian prayers on all Queenslanders in our state parliament?

The ACL, which is crusading for a federal Religious Discrimination Act to protect ‘religious freedom’, is simultaneously campaigning for the observance of Christian prayer to remain mandatory in the Queensland parliament.

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Pagans, join our war on Christmas!

After years of fundamentalist Christians and right-wing media concocting fantasies about there being a ‘war on Christmas’, we thought it was about time that we should give them the real thing!

In defence of pagans and in order to save Murdoch editors the time of effort in dreaming up ‘war on Christmas’ headlines,

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Noosa Temple stands with #SatanicDan

Fellow heathens, Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has given his strongest hint yet that he is one of us!

While the fundamentalist Christians at the Australian Christian Lobby have long suspected Dan as being an agent of the Dark Lord, the popular Labor leader has finally shown his true colours in his government’s proposed legislation to ban gay conversion practices.

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Who’s on our cards list these holidays?

Heathens, it’s the time of the year to spread some Satanic cheer for the holidays!

Brother Samael Demo-Gorgon loves nothing more than sending season greetings cards at this time of year. And this year he has a long list of people to send our “Wishing you a hell of a holidays” cards.

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